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no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

Posted 4 days ago With 404,502 notes

Eating a balanced diet is part of your training!

i love them all.


i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

Posted 1 week ago With 138,592 notes


ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because


Two separate eyewitness accounts, telling the exact same story.

(x) and (x)


Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

Posted 2 weeks ago With 151,268 notes


Alphonse Mucha (1860-1939) - 1920’s.


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