my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
THEY ARE MY FRIES AND I DID NOT ADD MY KETCHUP WITH YOUR PREFERENCE IN MIND BECAUSE YOU ARE LUCKY I EVEN OFFERED YOU ANY AND YOU SHOULD GET HELP FOR YOUR COLOSSAL SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT YOU COCKSHIT IGNORANT CHUCKLEFUCK
- parents: you need to go out more
- parents: you need to exercise more
- parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
- parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
- parents: why are you getting angry