- Straight: My cake is chocolate.
- Gay: My cake is vanilla.
- Bisexual: My cake is chocolate and vanilla.
- Transgendered: My cake may have vanilla frosting but its a chocolate cake inside.
- Pansexual: My cake has both vanilla and chocolate frosting and vanilla and chocolate inside.
- Homophobia: Only chocolate cakes can be eaten.
- Asexual : I don't enjoy cake
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
okay, why has no one mentioned this yet
you know how SNK has these bio sheets at the beginning of each manga?
and whenever a character dies, their picture is show in the following volume with an X over their face?
then, in the volume after that, their picture is taken out entirely
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO’S FRECKLY ASSHOLE
KEEPS SHOWING UP
IN EVERY MANGA?
isayama is toying with our feelings how dare he
Unless the “Marco’s not dead” theories are true….
PLEASE REBLOG IF VIDEO GAMES HAVE A POSITIVE IMPACT ON YOU
This is for an English paper I need to write.
And like if not
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
[looks deep into crystal ball]
it says youre a nerd